chekhov:

In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know

She read some examples

The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”

The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”

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yesysabella:

cokekitty:

OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here.
I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people.

i wish everything was in this type of text.

yesysabella:

cokekitty:

OpenDyslexic is a free-to-use font that is designed to help those with dyslexia read better. The text is weighted, having a heavier bottom, which is thought to increase readability for dyslexic people. You can download it for free here.

I don’t have dyslexia myself, but in the event any of my followers do, I thought I’d share. Maybe it will help people.

i wish everything was in this type of text.

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benedryl-pumpkinpatch:

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

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May

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foobawooba:

thank you 

foobawooba:

thank you 

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"Kiss her lightly. Understand just how many boys have kissed her too hard, too fast, too sloppily. Know that you can’t make up for every mistake they’ve made, but want to earn trust in showing that not every move has to be forceful and, at least initially, uncomfortable. Think about how many times a kiss has been interpreted as an invitation to things it was never meant to be, and let her guide you instead of assuming that you intimately know a map you’ve never seen before."

- How To Kiss A Girl (via lostgirlsclub)

(Source: lostgirl49)

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elainalosersmith:

WOOHOO! It’s time for another giveaway, folks! I enjoyed meeting so many new people through the last one that I just had to have a second one. The prizes in this one add up to almost $600!

Full list of items:
8GB iPod / 2 Dresses / NYX Lip Liner / 2 NYX Eye Liners
2 Soft Matte Lip Creams / $50 Starbucks Gift Card / Purple Nail Polish
Lush & Karma Perfume / Gud Body Spray / Seanik / NYX Nude on Nude Palette
NYX Lipstick / Moon Box / Vintage Sunglasses / Necklace
Cuff from F21 / Potpourri Packet / Daisy Rollerball / NIVA Sunscreen
Oh Lola! Rollerball / Daisy Eau So Fresh Rollerball / Fresh Farmacy
Keratin Therapy Flat Iron Spray / Mud Mask / Tresemme Heat Protectant
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How to enter:
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If you are already following my instagram, tumblr, or blog, please mention this in the comments or leave me a message on tumblr! I will include those entries!
I want to say thank you so much to all my readers!
The giveaway ends on May 31st. Good luck!!!!
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thefellowshipofthetwerk:

Are we human
Or are we old sport

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May

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WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

Anonymous

porn4ladies:

Surprise from last night. 18.

would love some of these rn kthx

porn4ladies:

Surprise from last night. 18.

would love some of these rn kthx

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May

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"

1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.

2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.

3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.

4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.

5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.

6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.

7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.

8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.

9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.

10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard.

"

-

Rachel Wiley  (via howweknewit)  (via rebelrose)

still love the fuck out of this.

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andante-ace:

Their friendship is one of my favorite things.

andante-ace:

Their friendship is one of my favorite things.

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May

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time for sexy stuff watch out

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